WAHHHH!!

OKAY YOU KNOW WHEN I BLOG IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON ITS USUALLY COS I REFUSE TO DO MY WORK BOOO :(

Ah anyway i shall take this chance to thank Yun'7'fulL. The other day i met her she chucked me the saddest looking stack.. oh no wait, its not even considered a stack.. these few pieces of paper that looked like they were ripped from a random, obsolete notebook [can still see the jagged ends] and loosely held together by a pathetic four-inch long........... I think its ribbon. yea! looks like it.

And what do you know! She mutters that it was part of my bday present that she never, ever completed..cos we're lazy hotcakes.. Okay lorr. Ah then ah! The.. sorry what should i call it..? Front Cover?? had THE most flattering pic of me taken iseriouslydontwannaknowwhen. So i flipped to the next... side.

So err.. inside... were more pics of us la, and they were dated! So i thought. WAHH. Not bad ah? kinda touched eh?? Ahhh... but smart me was conned for only two seconds, because i realised digicams actually make it possible for you to track the dates your shots were taken! OHO!

Then i look on, and i spot what SEEMS to be recollections of what happened on those days. [ In noobshitz handwriting as usual] This time, I thought she was for real. Really quite touching leh!! cos even I dont remember some of those stuff. AH BUT BUT BUT... Towards the end, SHE LETS SLIP THT SHE  HADTA MAKE REFERENCES TO HER BLOG TO DO THAT! WAH SHE GOT ME THERE. Conned!!!! Damn!

Ah ah but still, despite everything, I ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR NOOBSTER EFFORTS. Very good! Keep up the good work! kamsiah! [p.s. im an ah lian SOBS] 

Oh i wanted to take pics of it but I'm too lazy to upload. and xanga slowpoke.

HOOOO!!

The other time i was talking about Utt, but now, I've found someone whose name totally owns his.

You know how when celebrities go on air , they usually say sth like,

" Hey everybody, this is -insert name here-"

Yeah. This particular guy would go

" Yo yall. This is Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka  Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam"

Yep. . And its no wonder he's Lonely.

Anyway, Dramanight was dreadful. Hell, i lost a friend. At least, that's what i thought she was.. until friday. I'm never gonna have the guts to go out one on one with her ever again. *shudders* [ HAHA. KEEDINGS. ok ppl there you go stop askin me what happened la hahaha]

 Ok I cant remember what else to blog abt now next time la i lazy so bye yall!

The other night I was having my dinner in front of the teevee as usual, and my dad somehow turned the Arts Central. Five seconds later, I was choking on my rice and my dad was laughing like hell. Why? COS THE GUY WAS STRIPPING.

And he wasn't just any ol' stripper! He was like, stripping for this really decent-looking woman [with specs and long dress and all.. u get the picture. apparently her friend set her up with him haha] And his stripping was like, damned hiong. HAHA. He ripped his shirt into two, and SPLIT is freaking pants into two! ALL RIGHT DOWN IN THE MIDDLE, to reveal a white brief with red trimmings! HAHAHAAHAHAHA. ZOMG almost died watching him la! [ By this time my whole family was kinda hysterical already cos it was really too damned funny ]

AND AND AND. he kept doing that

"HE-LLO" [ reads heh3- lou4 in hanyupinyin]

in a ridiculously low and seductive voice! LOL!
[ Btw he did that because it's his opening act and the woman got daring and ordered him to redo his act]

Then he finally stripped off even his brief [ of course they didnt show anything much thank goodness] then my dad said.

Wah, is this porn or art. No parents complain meh? [cos it was only ten]

So i said

Aiya, all the little keeds are probably tucked safely in bed already la.

BUT, i was just thinking about it huh, they show Inuyasha at 12mn and they show that at 10pm. What, they wanna encourage lil kiddos to start their day early ah,  sleep early then 12o clock get up and watch anime. zzzz.

So ANWS, pypoon and i were talking about Utt. You know, the MTV VJ with that impossibly complicated name he has to go by these three letters or Greg so he wont have to waste air time introducing himself when he's hosting..

HIS NAME IS UTT

_ρυιуее says:

its a lousy name

_ρυιуее says:

haha

Leisure/ Training Camp 07

im forcing myself to do this.

anws, saturday evening after meeting sh yut n puiyee at bugis fr dinner at mos *coughs*, we cabbed down to DHS at Mt Sinai. ( ei i swear i told him ghim moh lorrrr)

camps are becoming really different *mumbles idontmeanitinagoodway* but i know there are ppl trying v hard to maintain certain things too. SO, we got there and it was already almost time for nightwalk, which is getting earlier and earlier zzzz. No kick.

Somehow puiyee and i got stuck there telling ghost stories to some unappreciative the sec ones n twos.. n we were supposed to walk the nightwalk too! but our turn got stolen by [YES I RMB] guanghui and weiying. -.- so ended up with us walking with the last/second-last grps.

it turned out to be pretty entertaining cos of zhongwei who was behaving like a fugitive with a bagful of gold HAHA. puiyee was quite scared ah, ya puiyee? LOL. oh n along the way we kept finding chances to hide n scare the sec ones n twos HAHA. oh oh! was it ruiliang? yeahh we were crouching behind the wall n i think we managed to scare them when we jumped out WAHAHHAHAH! just thinking abt all these makes me damned high right now HOHOHO!!!!

oh AND THEN. puiyee n i heard yuting n shihui having their own fun LAR. YES WE DID. we were downstairs and i heard

 "BU YAO ZOU~~~!!! HUI LAII AHHHHH~~~!!!"

YA LA SHIHUI YOU WERE DAMN LOUD OK. -.- damnit i also wanna play la! yes. apparently they were  busy grabbing legs and stealing shoes at the toilet upstairs. how on earth did we get stuck telling gost stories man puiyee. zzz.

after night walk ended we had nth to do so the four of us planted our heavy asses on the thrones that would basically take us through the rest of LC and bridged all the way through to sunrise -.- even when we were damned tired we somehow just continued. They msut have been motivated by my wonderful vocals LOL. but the sad thing was when i was totally zonked out, they were all still damned alert and scheming.. n when i was wide awake they were all segh-ed [hahaha horrible spelling].

Before anything else, I MUST TELL EVERYONE ABT MY WONDERFUL BRIDGING LUCK AND SKILLS. i am NOT tyko shihui. a lot of my brain cells were invested in the game. everyone, this is my pet phrase! " ONE, NO TRUMP!"

 WAHAHHAHA love it! despite being a noob that last played like three yrs ago with them [who taught me the game on the bus in malacca] i won won won won won! until of course, zhongwei came along at 4+am and took over me for a little while and totally destroyed my wonderful fengshui by leaving too much Yang2 Qi4 behind. -.-

We were also counting down to 4am for Mac's menu to change to the breakfast menu! but when 4am finally came, sadistic them decided to wait till flag-raising before ordering so we could torment all the campers [especially the training campers] as we feasted on glorious fastfood that was beyond their reach *evil laughter in the backgound*.

Ard dawn all of them collapsed n i was left there doodling. Then when i finally decided i had reached my limit i plonked down on the table and -.-.-.-.- all the PT had begun.

"... SAW HER AT THE CORNER OF THE ROOM LAST NIIIIIGHT~~!!"

how to slp i ask you.

oh and apparently, according to them, the lower sec cadets dont like us cos we seemed picky and demanding during their SUPERSLACK circuit. please lor. we were super nice already la! TEN PUMPINGS ARE BARELY ENOUGH TO TICKLE THEIR FLABS PLEASE. whatever la huh at least I was part of a fantastic gold unit.

More complaints: The monkey bar is rotten. i climbed up n started itching. The wall is freaking low. puiyee and i got up in just one leap. No rope for me to hone my rope-climbing skills *cough* track super black. toilets worse then ever. etcetc.

oh speaking of toilets, some funnies. i got scared and literally LEAPT into the air cos nightwalk, some ncos were hiding there. kns. i said hello? and no one answered LA. and and and! puiyee n i caught the two guys [cant rmb their names] erasing the transparency marker- written words on the mirror with maggi mee eraser! HAHAHA. noobs.

OH! HAHA! at 4 plus or 5??? the J1 guys ran off to katong to LAN. typical dunmanian guys aka nutters. but thats not the point. when they came back in the morning, they saw us still there, and they were damn stunned and exclaimed

"WAH MAMS! NI MEN HAI ZAI NA BIAN AH!"

lol thats pretty amusing isnt it. i'll bet we were that close to melting the seats. oh but.

WE PLAYED HIDE AND SEEK. :D:D:D first round stupid me shot off in the opposite direction n searched every single creepy corner of the school [ like yut wld have the guts to hide there-.-] i even opened those hosereel storeroom doors [ like her fat ass cld squeeze in] , only to scare myself when the hose bounced out a little. -.-.-.- yeah so i was last to find them at this STUPID hiding place, and SO wanted to smack their smug lil faces hahahaha. BUT i got smarte when it was shihui's turn to hide. in fact,I WAS A PRO. I FOUND HER SUPER FAST LOR, I INSIST!

Oh then i think lack of sleep renders people more emotionally unstable. all of us went kuku man. ahhahas. we had DEEP conversations. a lot about our own camps and trainings. about fancy[ drill] people and rifle [drill] people. how we would be super sad after each training cos of things like how we owed and returned 500 xia without the fancy people, n how the fancy people were all so bruised n all. and, in their words, how stupidly cute our squad was.

evening after celebration i went back fr campfire, then at first i was gg to stayover at yuts hse with sh n puiyee but i didnt wanna wake up early to go home so cabbed home after tht. YAWNS. i must have missed out a lot of things but its WAY too long already, this post.

DISCLAIMER: It was never my intention to bore anyone with an overload of details, but this post is basically for py sh yut n myself. OK LA i admit its uber luo suo, so to all who were bored enough to wade through this marcaroni soup, i thank u for wanting to share our memory. Dunmanians, i hope it made you remember your times in dhs (: proclaims : CHEN2! XIN4! YONG3! ZHONG1! labbu labuu!

YO. HAPPY NEW YEAR, Y'ALL!!!

Last Thursday

Yujin's bday. happy 18th!

Last Friday

Settlers at clarke quay with Jan, chang,winstex, pwen and a load of njcians. I was lost when lucky me got found by the St Johns at the mrt. But stupid settlers was full and there was no space for the st johns so they hadta leave. WAHHHHH!!!! i was damn sad please? omg and so guilty cos they were the ones who brought me there. thankyousomuchhlaaahhhh!!! :(

evening i made my way down to cityhall for squad dinner at Breeks! and celebrated limins bday in advance.

ppl present: yut puiyee sh limin sherwin glen qr koks fanfan xl hengyu. yep. thts it i think hehh.

after tht we sat at the weirdest grass patch n played.  ( ppl, if u wanna play more advanced qing ni gen wo zhe yang zuo find ME.)

CHU XI

Tuan yuan fan with edna jie's family, after which we all chionged to see fireworks. at first we left the house like ten mins before midnight so we were super afraid we would miss it, but we made it! saw it on the expressway. RIGHT IN FRONT OF US!! on the car edna jie n i were laughing at how mummy was probably all green and puking in eric gor's car HAHA. anw chu xi is probably the day all the sports cars in singapore come out man -.-

after fireworks we went to Lor19 to bai for fan/chong tai sui. met weili gor's family there, so that made 14 of us, all in pink tees. ho ho ho! tht time we were kidding wanna take the lorry (cny deco and loudhailer included) instead so it would look like a lorry of pigs. edna jie's smart idea. trooped off to SiMaLu, and by the time we got home, it was three plus am already.

CHU YI

Mum's side. basically uncle john's house cos ah ma's there, and most of the Ah Ees will congregate there hahaha. my mum's family has 9 daughters 3 sons so pretty impossible to visit all yah -.- plus some in JB and jakarta etc.. yep. so bai nian with ji-ee, sah-ee, ngou-ee, qik-ee ( lol funny spellin yah)

CHU ER

Dad's side. Early morning bai nian at ah pek and dua ee's houses. Then we hadta rush home cos my squad crashed my house came to bai nian. and thus, my house got converted into a gambling den and my room got transformed into a mini theatre [ solo screening of anastasia. -ask rab-]

At first they started to play mahjong. SORRY LA. my house no mahjong  and they pro-ly brought. Nuts. then after that almost everyone gathered to play ban luck but after two rounds and winning ten cents i got a bit bored and retreated into the cinema and said i'd go back later but i never did damnit!!! wahh! i hardly got to play la! got caught up doing so many other things grr!  By the time i went outside there was a [serious gambling corner] at the dining table and a [no money involved corner] at the coffee table already -.-

After dinner the [no money involved] corner resumed, but hardcore gamblers corner jie san-ed HAHA. not enough ppl game to play high stakes maybe. lol. i dono anything lahhh!!!! what on earth was i doing the whole night man.

for memory's sake, ppl who came:  shaun nah, qr, xianglong,weiliang[all e way from boon lay HAHA], eepin, wensheng, yut, puiyee, sh, limin, and RABECCA LAI the pangseh queen ok hope i didnt miss out anyone agn.

oh NOTE: yut took her #1 tumble in my hse,and her #43864 tumble of her life. somehow all the prev times she was here she's been pretty careful. LOLL.

oh and all hail Puiyee, my aspiring alcoholic freak of a friend who's just as free and lazy as me.
[internal thing. hoho.]

CHU SAN

Edna jie's house had some event. Had some shifu-s at their house. Wah! all the food was outside at the lift landing and crap, when they were holding the prayer thing, everyone crammed into the hse, and it was so crowded there was hardly enough air to go around. Ok, im kidding. there was enough air la. after that had this mini live band thingy.. this guy from the band Stylus or whatever [my dad's idol last time.. oh on second thought.. till now -___-||] played cny songs... all the aunties n uncles got pretty high AHHAHA.

yadayada....

CHU QI

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVERYONE!!!! WHoOh~ i gave ig a perfect excuse to buy stuff hoho.

edna jie weili gor n me wenta bai nian n eat with ah ma. [I'm not rubbish, nor am i a ninja turtle, and my chinese is NOT accented. urgh.] oh then we got the time wrong so couldnt see ah leng jie n charmaine off at the airport. sigh.

Evening met my parents at parkway fr dinner and stuff.

2mr edna jie, thomas gor, fanny jie's families, ah bee jie ah meng jie all coming my house for lunch. Which means i have to be up super early to prepare stuff, clean up etc!! wahhh!!! then evening  go weili gor's hse i think.

monday i have to run down to TP again. sigh.

On a sidenote, ants have chosen this festive season to infiltrate my nice clean home, WHY. its not like we dont clean up properly! I dont wanna kill them, but i've been scolded severely, literally, for being an idiot by my dad!! WAHH!! so against my wishes, i've become a sinner and killed ants.... :(

And if that isn't enough, i've been scolded even more after relenting and starting to take part in this not-so-bloody massacre, for using tissue!! crap, he wants me to SQUISH them with my bare hands!! NoOooO!!!! killing them is enough, i so do NOT need contact with their fragile bodies. ok get this right. i HATE ants. they infested my haversack and got all over my last clean shirt during obs and i was severely traumatized then. i LOATHE them. but killing them is another matter altogether. i should hire ig. she gets GOOSEBUMPS killing them -.-

so antsies, if you value your puny lives, go live in the forests and GET OUT OF MY HOUSE. i repeat, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE. [ this applies to all ants, with the exception of xyan.]